dutchster:

isn’t it funny how bananas kinda look like dicks but are actually ovaries



littlenim:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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RIP FUCKSALAD

1995-INFINITY

actually would be proud to have that on my tombstone. you go lil dog take em down



st-pam:

Pen again. Colours added in SAI.

I have a problem with this drawing. And I’m not sure what it is



amberrosesshavedhead:

221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

Beautiful

this is like 

the real life plot of The Other Woman



*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD


halong bay, vietnam - exactly one year ago from today  



scissorsandthread:

Mason Jar Succulent Pots | Lolly Jane

Last weekend my mum and I came across one of those beautiful flower stalls that have gorgeous fresh flowers that you need to take out a small personal loan to purchase. My mum fell in love with a succulent in a jar - but fell out of love with the very high price! So I added the idea to my mental Christmas gift list, and then came across this DIY - kismet! I love the vintage, distressed feel of the pot. If you’re a brown finger, you can always pop a faux plant in your jar (though succulents are pretty hardy!)



spookbee:

madithefreckled:

still trying to figure out what designs I like best but here’s more sketches

these tears are real



joshuajgroth:

Imagine, you driving in your used car that smells old but comforting, with a full tank of gas you just bought, driving down a long curving road with the trees all different hues of yellow, red and orange falling off them along surrounding you, and you’re listening to “Holocene” and the way your day had been isn’t important because in that moment, it would last eternally.

That’s how my day was.





The first big purchase I ever made after I started working as a performer was a car that was my pride and joy. It was a red Mazda MX-5 convertible. I loved that car and I was the cliché blonde in a red sports car for a while, but I sold her because I spend so much time away from home now. It was sad. She was just sitting on the road not being used. - Natalie Dormer (x)



realdwntomars:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.



4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them



doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3



imalordefan:

Outtakes from The Music Magazine.